Insanely Crazy

Chips, pop corn, chocolate and soda,
Including triple layered pizza,
Pillows for me, sheets for you,
Tonight, you and I will try something new...

Call me crazy, I call you insane,
This evening one of us will be put to shame,
Here is one for me and here is one for you,
Tonight, we will find who is who...

You go first and I go second,
See how you handle the humiliation,
I know already how bad I am,
See who is the worst this time?

I guess you can lay down next to me,
Go ahead give it to me and let me see,
Wow, I could not believe yours is that long,
I thought we agreed to only write a short poem...?